goats

Webcomic drawn by Jonathan Rosenberg. Contains only one actual goat, though other characters are aliens, a space mummy, a satanic chicken, and a fish that lives in a glass of beer. Located at www.goats.com.

Dammit, I go on vacation for a week and I've missed like 500,000 installments of Goats.

by junkyard prince October 18, 2003

goatse

A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide.

-Hey you know what goatse is?
-no, what is it?
-check this website out!
-oh god it's horrible!
-hahaha!

by Jack Wang 2 April 17, 2009

Goatse

One Of The Best Known Shock Sites. With A Man Stretching His Anus

Joe:Hey
Max:What?
Joe:Have You Seen Goatse?
Max:Whats A Goatse?
Joe:You Really Want To Know?
(Max Visits Goatse)
Max:What The Fuck???

by DX3V21 April 12, 2009

goats

1. the most attractive type girls on the face of the earth.
2. the best animal ever alive.
3. goats, sheep, lambs, and ramz rule the earth.

abbie and morgan are so beautious, they must be goats.

by goatsduh April 23, 2007

goatse vomit

When one sees the goatse picture, and vomits.

I'm sorry man but I goatse vomited all over your cat. My bad.

by Michael Tucker July 12, 2006

goating

The act of putting ones balls behind their legs while mooning an unexpecting boy. If said boy looks at mooner, mooner may touch unexpecting boys butt twice.
Mostly used by near-homosexual football players.

"Matt spanked Dusty twice after goating him!"

by c-dizzle YA HEARD August 15, 2006

gratisfaction

Something that is both gratifying and satisfying all at once

"I want instant gratisfaction"

by butlerfly24 December 28, 2007