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Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation

When one partner paints them self in blue and lies on a board of nails with an X formation, formed by their arms and legs and then places a pipe with a circumference of 5cm above their entry point. Then the other starts by continuously jumping up and down on a diving board to gain height once enough height is gained, the person will then superman with their penis head facing the pipe into the first partner's entry point. Once completed, the room should be full of red (blood, from the pipe, which is too small to fit the girth of an average male penis), blue (paint, from the woman receiving a dripping blood penis) and white(semen or if done with caucasian people). With all these colors you've now decorated the room with a Norwegian flag.
Guy: Hey want to perform the Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation.

Rachel: mmm... I don't know.

Guy: Trust Me I'll nail it

Rachel: Uhh.. ok I guess I'm down but only if you subscribe to SpectresRowdy on Youtube

2 hours later and a bloody penis...

Guy: "I just performed the Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation on this petite teen named Rachel"

Guy 2: Nice wanna go watch some SpectresRowdy now!
by SpectresRowdy September 20, 2018
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foravi

1. a polite way to say go fuck yourself
2. a pat on the back for a job well done
foravi you fargain asshole
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Foralkcrus

For-alk-crus

A Sir Name meaning:

1. He who waits

2. He Who sleeps

3. He who waits in sleep

(Origin Unknown, Possible Greek, Latin, or Midevil-Latin)
(insert first name), Foralkcrus
by Ave to lux May 23, 2009
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forasia

From latin, in italian "Non sia mai" that means something like "better it will never be" ! You can scream it when you wish something will never happen.
"Maybe you won't pass the test" "Forasia!"
by Ciaccia Baffetta October 16, 2015
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Forale

A sock puppet account created by a friend on the internet to trick you in to thinking they're a real person.
Man, Jerry was a forale this whole time? I thought I knew him well.
by Ekat_clan March 7, 2017
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farmah

The coolest person on the face of the planet. Is probably better than you.
"I wish I was Farmah! "
by Jominininin April 23, 2018
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firmansah

A spectacular event, where the three forwards of Liverpool, light up the stadium, and demolish the opposing team.
That Liverpool match was a FIRMANSAH
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