Texas flashbang

When a man is getting a blowjob from a girl and you cum in her eyes so she cant see then you slap her ears so she cant hear either. You get a brownie and leave

I was getting a blowjob from Carli and I gave her the ol' Texas flashbang

by ducks2019 August 16, 2016

Alaskan Flash-Bang

When you ejaculate on a females face, unless your gay, and you slap her ears right after.

I cant see....OWWWW!!! I must have gotten an Alaskan Flash-Bang!

by Squirtle Squirtle December 13, 2010

flashbang

(Grenade, hand, stun). a less lethal grenade used by US police, as well as special forces the world over. Typically such grenades deliver 9 ear splittingly loud bangs and blinding flashes, which come half a second apart. These grenades stun and have a seriously immobilising effect. (From experience) your head seems uncapable of functioning, you cannot see strait (if at all) and you can hear nothing but ringing. The effects last a considerable time, and leave you with a banging headache. In a situation of use, such grenades would be tossed into a room to "prepare" them for a hostage rescue clearance.

a flashbang is tossed into the room.

B A N G !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Very very very loud, trust me! The occupants of the room are stunned and find themselves unable to do anything.

Then a four man assault team takes any terrorists prisoner or immobilises any firther threat before lining up the hostages for search and check.

by the gray man. June 11, 2006

flashole

adj. - That person who flashes you with their brights even though your brights aren’t on.

I was blinded by a flashole going around a corner and ended up in the ditch.

by Wheeliegonebad July 29, 2005

hot flashes

When a woman experiences sudden increases in body temperature and is usually a symptom of menopause.

My mom is having hot flashes

by anjilslaire May 11, 2006

flashdump

Taking a dump at great speed, inclusive of wiping.

1:-"I just pooed in like 20 seconds!"
2:-"That's a pretty fast shit!"
1:-"That, my friend, was a Flashdump."

by Hefelumpman January 2, 2007

flash-now

When you continuously imagine what could have been at this exact moment.

Guy 1: Did you see that crazy flash-now on Jericho last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was awesome, but what about the end of it?
Guy 1: You dumbshit, that was a hallucination, not a flash-now!

by Eric Green January 19, 2008