Fiddler’s Fandango

A fiddler’s fandango is a fiasco where everyone involved is both at the same time incompetent, but live for the chaos of it all.

The government is a right fiddler’s fandango atm…

by Fiasco2024 January 11, 2024

fiddlejumble

The act of lambasting or molly whopping someone

omg im boutta fiddlejumble this fellow

by bigsigma45 June 21, 2024

Fiddler phetamines

A add or adhd dextroamphetamine addict pretending to be a pedophike touhing themselves up to kids in other people.
Fiddler pgetamines are ussually a farmed form of autiatic behavior most commononly knoqn for sons pretwndibg to be there mums.

Duse 1: whya your 10 year old daughrer tgouching my eyes !

Dude 2: shes killing your cousins and thwre mums fiddler phetamines to have a turn herself

Dude 1: clever which

by Whitefeederwaveruiner December 11, 2025

peter fiddler

Peter is pedo pedofile

To call somebody peter .how are you peter. Peter fiddler looks like a pedo. A peter.

by djr005 December 22, 2013

bum-fiddler

Derogatory. One who handles their anus for recreation. Similar in use to wanker.

"That bum-fiddler just cut me up."

by hannahsmetana April 13, 2015

fringe fiddler

When one likes to fiddle fringes in a sexual way... A favourite technique used amongst paedophiles

aka (fringeaphiles)

Hey Have you seen that guy who lives down the street

He's a dirty fringe fiddler

by fringey cunt October 22, 2015

the fiddler

When a woman is licking the side of a shlong as if she's playing the fiddle.

Damn, Brittany knows how to do the fiddler.

by Enerhgize November 6, 2015