Alien Facemask

Noun: the act of stretching the scrotum to cover the nose and mouth of an individual with the testes located above the person's mouth so that the person's face looks like an alien.

Courtany passed out last night on my couch so I covered her nose and mouth with my sack. It was the perfect alien facemask.

by Brad T. D. C. December 8, 2007

Morgan Freeman

Harrison Ford dipped in chocolate

Morgan Freeman is rumoured to be playing the chocolate dildo in "willy wanka and the chocolate dildo"
One of the famed bears in the porcelain cave.

by Freethy January 18, 2009

facemance

A romance between two people that takes place on someone's Facebook wall for all the world to see.

Aw how cute, Nicole and Mr. Tall, Dark, and Handsome are having a facemance!

by sharkbaityaya April 20, 2009

Freemanbearpig

A lazy man who sleeps to often to avoid being messed with. A Freemanbearpig will likely react violently to being messed with in any form. To work off the "Rage" from being messed with, Freemanbearpig will sharpen any number of knifes in his possession.

1: "Dude, i just stole Freemanbearpigs curtains, hes gonna flip shit when he wakes up and finds them gone again."

2: "Freemanbearpig just woke up. He's got his K-Bar out and hes looking for you."

by the Fletch March 20, 2008

The Morgan Freeman Effect

When a person is attractive as a whole, but has a few qualities that are unattractive. The Morgan Freeman Effect states that those unattractive qualities become just as attractive as the other qualities. It is called the Morgan Freeman Effect because when you look at Morgan Freeman, a semi-decent actor, with a more than amazing voice, you think everything about him is extremely fantastic. This happens because of the one quality he is famous for, his soothing, gentle, massaging voice. This makes the fact that he is an okay actor completely irrelevant, because he is fucking Morgan Freeman.

Guy- "Why do you think shes so hot??? She has such a huge nose!!"
Friend- "I don't know, I think its kinda cute."
Guy- "Ahhh! The Morgan Freeman Effect at its finest."

by Super713 February 13, 2013

faeez

Someone who is dope as f**k
In Arabic means- success/winner
Has his demons but is loyal to a fault

Yo my n*gga I was chilling with Faeez and damn he dope as f**k

by Cxsmic May 17, 2018

freeman

The swagger of being free. Not worrying about other people.

He just dont care, he is so freeman

by nhoj nameerf June 2, 2010