futtocks

1) Any part of the body you are referring to.
2) A lazy or silly person whom you wish to motivate into action
3) A coarse expression of annoyance

1) Get off your futtocks!
2) Shut up ya futtock (best said with a northern accent)
3) 'Oh futtocks!'

by Rosie and Briony May 21, 2006

futt me

fuck. butt.

futt me.

by shaNITqua June 30, 2003

futtocks

the act of dropping ones balls on someones head

did u see that guy dropped his balls on ellies head..hes a real futtocks

by oww shiiii December 14, 2010

futtawut

A version of the exclamation "FTW." Instead of saying "EF-TEE-DOUBLEYOU " it is simply said "FUTTAWUT" by lazier and more creative people.

John just got a hamster!

Hamster!? HAMMIES FUTTAWUT!

by Marisa-Ugly February 1, 2008

Futterwaking

An eccentric dance done by the Mad Hatter near the end of the latest Alice in Wonderland movie with Johnny Depp.

Did you see that chick on the dance floor she was Futterwaking til the sun came up

by silyottersparky August 14, 2010

futty fut-fut

Placing a cupped hand in your arm pit and pump your arm up and down producing a "futty fut-fut" sound resembling the sound of passing gas.

When Josh did a futty fut-fut at the party last night everytone thought he farted and they left the room.

by honyok May 23, 2013

futton

Well known Old English family currently represented by one remaining house. The Lord and Lady Futtonsworth known around the Burberry region as a fine philanthropic example of old English nobility. They have dual residency with their second home in the county of Randolph and city of Asheboro in the new country of the United States of America.

The Futtonsworths are a noble family.

by ciscomc November 24, 2013