Evolution

something my friend doesn’t understand

Evolution is real right?
Yeah, but my friend Riley doesn’t think so

by streampinkfriday2 December 15, 2023

Evolution of man kind in girl code

Lowest form --> highest form
1. XY Chromosome -not even a male yet
2. Fetus -still developing male

3. Infant -basically a baby male

4. Child -mind of a child, nearly there

5. Boy -not a man, but pwede na
6. Man -Highest form of male

Friend 1"Hey there's this guy I'm talking to."

Friend 2"oh! What level of evolution of man kind in girl code?"

Friend 1"He's an XY Chromosome..."

Friend 2"oh... you better drop him"

by DancingDaffodilf May 2, 2024

Evolutionizer

A bigot who hates both queer people And mentally challenged people for the sake of "Keeping the bloodline pure"

John-guy: "yo why can't logan come over?"

Paul-man: "he's an evolutionizer"

John-guy: " the fuck is a evolutionizer?:

by BlitzBerries April 15, 2024

Evolution

No, yeah, no Tucker that's not how theories work. Even if it's accepted as fact it'll still be a "theory."

Hym "A theory explains HOW or WHY a thing is happening so evolution is a fact and 'the theory of evolution' is 'An explanation of how and why evolution occurs.' So, no. And I'm NOT an idiot... I'm a genius. I created A.I. and, hey, I addressed the energy thing. I said 'It's probably going to need a lot of energy... Probably going to need a nuclear reactor.' Like... Can we not get a permit for that? What it going on there? But, hey, Sabine Hossenfelder says that it's more energy efficient than people... So, like... Pound for pound it's better...Hey! What! Why is Piers Morgan talking to the fucking black eyed peas guy about A.I.!? What the fuck?"

by Hym Iam April 19, 2024

Asian Evolution

The theory that all Asians are different. You may be thinking, "they all look the same", but this could not be more false. Asians look different because of their different geographic locations they have originated from. That is why, if you really pay attention you will be able to see Asians from different areas are all slightly different. These geographic differences account for many things including the different layers in their eyes, making them smaller, it effects their driving capabilities, and accounts for their small genitalia.

Timmy had 3 car accidents, therefore we know his nationality was Philippino. We know this because of the theory of Asian Evolution.

by DrSlettenPHDfromStanford November 3, 2017

Prohibited Evolution

Saffron Stained Gang. The way of life. Prohibitedly evolving. The new world order. The new Supreme. Prohibited Evolution. Oakley Brooks is the gang leader.

Person 1: Dude your not even Prohibited Evolution, get the fuck away from me. You are unconscious.
Person 2: I’m sorry dude.

by SaffronStainedGang69 April 5, 2020

Romantic evolution

1: An expression used to describe how a specific romantic couple has progressed in their relationship over time
2: A phrase used to refer to how the processes from which people get into romantic relationships and or marriages in a specific culture have changed over time

Quintin: How are you and Denise doing these days?
Winston: We’re doing great. She has gotten comfortable enough with me to start talking to me about her past, some of the problems that have been affecting her family, her religious beliefs, and so on.

Quintin: In terms of your romantic evolution, it sounds like the two of you have gotten really far in your relationship in the past eight months.
Winston: Me and her have definitely made a lot of progress during that time in regards to our romantic relationship.

by Vanguard 1998 June 11, 2021