The most advanced stage of erections. The stiffest and hardest to be exact. Only during a heighten stage of a fully developed erection will The Cheatwood Erection be reached.
How hot was that girl you fucked last night?
Man I was so hard I had The Cheatwood Erection going on.
Man I was so hard I had The Cheatwood Erection going on.
by Tent Condom September 25, 2008
Get the The Cheatwood Erection mug.1. An event so great in magnitude as to cause an erection.
2. having or possessing an elated feeling which could cause an erection.
2. having or possessing an elated feeling which could cause an erection.
by D money^3 December 20, 2008
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"Don't look now, Sally. There's a guy over there who's making an erection connection with you and he's not sexy."
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by Haylst0rm June 17, 2013
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by JoeRogue December 19, 2013
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John: No way, I think my junk would know if it was a dude.
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John: No way, I think my junk would know if it was a dude.
Rick: Sounds like erection deception to me.
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Doorman: Hey baby, want to see my erection selection I got for you?
Victoria: Why not, any bendy ones?
Doorman: You like dat baby...
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by MrTheMeist May 11, 2016
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