Ejawculation

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When something is so delicious that you dribble, or 'ejawculate'.

Example 1:
Guy: 'Dude, that is a lot of ejawculation.'
Dude: 'This lasagna just tastes so damn good.'

Guy: Aww man that burger was so delicious i ejawculated all down my shirt.

Girl: 'Did you ejawculate already?'
Guy: 'I'm sorry, this has never happened to me before.'

by MorbidPig February 16, 2010

evaculation

When a male orgasms so intensely he inadvertantly defecates on his partner

Only Three seconds AND he shit on my leg; God I hate premature evaculation.

by The Marquis J September 18, 2017

Ejaculation Comfort

In a postion so comfortable that movment is near impossible and to any more comfort added to your postion would cause extreme uncontrolable ejaculation and thus requiring a smoke.

dude can get the remote for us i would but im in a state of ejaculation comfort

by Master mind grapes March 16, 2009

bird ejaculation

Stuff that comes out after a bird ejaculates, duh!

T:"Hey Jon, I think that pigeon is going to rape that dove." J:"Can birds rape each other?"
T:"Of course"
J:"It's like how they produce more birds... bird ejaculation."

by Makk October 25, 2005

ejaculation wad

A derogatory term describing one who acts in such a way that they resemble a wad of the contents produced when one ejaculates.

That Ejaculation Wad just pissed on me!

by Steve-0 !RADSHAK! December 9, 2008

Bucaneer of Ejaculationary Fluids

More commonly refered to as Jizz Pirate, this is the name given to 'Jizz Pirates' on the black market, however to the law and most others Jizz Pirate is what they are known by.

It is possible that Jizz piracy is illegal so if you hear of it, remember: report it, don't support it!

See Jizz Pirate for more details.

Jack was nervous at first, with the penis at his mouth, however remembering his new position of bucaneer of ejaculationary fluids, he knew that this mans semen needed to be hijacked.

by DanteRhodesWatts February 21, 2009

Sandcastle Ejaculation

Verb - While having sex on a beach, before climax, pulling out and Ejaculating(cumming,coming) on the sand. Afterwards, you build a small castle using the sand and ejaculate.

Noun - the once sticky, now dried residue of beach sex used for the construction of sand sculptures.

Verb
'Dave, how come your sandcastle is so sturdy?'
'Well, Bob, funny you should mention come. The secret is Sandcastle Ejaculation .'

Noun
'Damn Jeff, that is one big fucking sandcastle'
'Yeah, my balls ache...I sure needed a lot of Sandcastle Ejaculate to make that tower.'

by chris kringle October 4, 2006