A severe mental disorder where someone struggles with geometry and believes, as you can tell from the name, that the earth is, in fact, flat.
by BoxEarth November 13, 2018
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Mother Earth's Peace Band was a 3 piece band in the mid 2000's. Organ, guitar, and drums. No longer together or active. Unfortunately.
Mother Earth's Peace Band put funk, blues, soul, and rock into one band. It's a shame that Mother Earth's Peace Band broke up.
by MEPB #1 Fan July 28, 2010
Get the Mother Earth's Peace Band mug.Stretched ears are when a person has stretched their ear lobes to the size that they desire. Stretched ears can go up to 3" and even beyond that sometimes. They are NOT called "gauging/gauges" despite what anyone says, it's called stretching. A gauge is just the measurement. "Stretching" is to "gauging" as "timing" is to "minuting/houring". If you go into forums for the community of modded people online and say "gauges" they will call you a n00b and probably troll you for not knowing shit.
If you don't stretch your lobes properly it will result in a blowout AKA Cat ass, where your ear literally resembles a floppy anus. It's not attractive. Be patient and do it right.
If you don't stretch your lobes properly it will result in a blowout AKA Cat ass, where your ear literally resembles a floppy anus. It's not attractive. Be patient and do it right.
N00b: "guise, I need advice on my gauges.. I just went up 3 sizes in 2 days and my ears are really red and bleeding and sore!
Non-N00b: First of all, it's not gauging, it's stretching/stretched ears. Second of all, take them out of your ears you've obviously had a blowout, and once they heal your ears will resemble an asshole. You never go up 3 sizes in two days you fucking n00b. Don't even try stretching again."
Non-N00b: First of all, it's not gauging, it's stretching/stretched ears. Second of all, take them out of your ears you've obviously had a blowout, and once they heal your ears will resemble an asshole. You never go up 3 sizes in two days you fucking n00b. Don't even try stretching again."
by SomethingDarksided December 21, 2013
Get the stretched ears mug.When a person listening to music through a pair of earphones is confronted another person and takes an earphone out of only one ear. This usually happens because they know the person who confronted them will only want to engage in small talk and, therefore, don't find it worth the effort of taking off both earphones.
Person 1: *spots person 2 after class* Dude, class was so boring today.
Person 2: *does the earphone maneuver* Yeah... it was.
Person 1: Yeah, so I guess I'll see you tomorrow!
Person 2: Later. *puts earphone back on and continues listening to music*
Person 2: *does the earphone maneuver* Yeah... it was.
Person 1: Yeah, so I guess I'll see you tomorrow!
Person 2: Later. *puts earphone back on and continues listening to music*
by reinix April 26, 2009
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by Schteen May 21, 2003
Get the earth mug.One of the very few true metal bands out there. Even better ; they're very talented. CDs like Days of Purgatory and The Glorious Burden (Anyone who claims to be a fan of true metal should proudly own The Glorious Burden, downloaded or bought.) prove that. It isn't nu metal, and it definitely isn't that 'hardcore' bullshit.
Iced Earth is one of those rare bands that show you that true metal is still alive and here to stay, even in today's age where shitacular music reigns supreme.
by GOERNR January 17, 2006
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