Earsh 

(Noun) Derived from the guy you know named Earshel, who clearly out classes everyone around him. He resembles Himesh from the movie Braveheart. He is a real life Viking living amongst average humans with average intelligence.

A very rare species

"What is the best way to fix the starter?"

"I'm not sure, call up 'Earsh'"

"Bro, all I saw was someone's legs flying into the air, I guess he told 'Earsh' to go fuck himself"
"Yeah, that guy got Earshed"

Earsh by Yale Literary Definition Inc. November 25, 2022

Earsh Believes In Me

1. When Earsh believes in you enough to find this word.

2. When Earsh accidently searches the word and finds this in the dictionary.
3. When Earsh accidently missclicks and finds this word
4. When Earsh drinks Viking Ale and then pisses in his keyboard striking the keys in accidental succession, resulting in the typing of this search by absolute chance.

Richud: "Holy shit, Earsh Believes In Me enough to find this word - I must be some kind of important person, or retard"

Earsh Believes In Me by Yale Literary Definition Inc. December 12, 2022

mocha ears 

Arabs in general, including other ethnic groups in North Africa and the Middle East.

If the mocha ear doesn't live in a backward shithole country, then he or she lives in some oil-soaked narrow-minded shithole as a freeloader without the need for any special skills because slaves from the third world do the job that lazy ass mocha ears don't want to do.

mocha ears by O. W. Tongueincheek July 5, 2023

Dinosaur Earth 

The theory of earth being shaped like a dinosaur. Countless theories exist of why it is like that, some explaining that the velociraptors reshaped earth, the meteorite that killed the dinosaur reshaped it or that Waluigi created it as a dinosaur.

George, I find it ridiculous that you think the earth isn't flat.
Well Mike, I think the flat earth theory is stupid which is why I believe in the Dinosaur Earth theory which is way more realistic

Dinosaur Earth by supersleepykouhai June 12, 2019

earth eyes 

eyes that have shades of blues and greens, just like the surface of the earth, may have some specks of brown or gold

Boy: Yeah, she has beautiful eyes, they're earth eyes
Dude: I bet, hues of blue and green are breathtaking

earth eyes by eartheyes December 6, 2016

Dinosaur Earther

The people who are blessed with the knowledge of earth being dinosaur shaped.

Flat earthers smell so bad, I became a dinosaur earther instead.

Dinosaur Earther by supersleepykouhai June 12, 2019

Flat Earther 

One who lacks the most important organ, a brain. One who believes that the Earth is Flat, and that space doesn't exist and is just a 'dome' around the Earth and everything is a lie told by the government.

Guy 1: How do u feel about Flat Earthers?

Guy 2: I feel that all Flat Earthers should be sent up in a rocket, and ejected into space, so their last sight will be a Spherical Earth in Space.

Flat Earther by Sur7 January 25, 2019