Definitions by reinix
earphone maneuver
When a person listening to music through a pair of earphones is confronted another person and takes an earphone out of only one ear. This usually happens because they know the person who confronted them will only want to engage in small talk and, therefore, don't find it worth the effort of taking off both earphones.
Person 1: *spots person 2 after class* Dude, class was so boring today.
Person 2: *does the earphone maneuver* Yeah... it was.
Person 1: Yeah, so I guess I'll see you tomorrow!
Person 2: Later. *puts earphone back on and continues listening to music*
Person 2: *does the earphone maneuver* Yeah... it was.
Person 1: Yeah, so I guess I'll see you tomorrow!
Person 2: Later. *puts earphone back on and continues listening to music*
earphone maneuver by reinix April 26, 2009
Absolute Theorem of J/K
Theorem stating that there is some truth to every "j/k."
Every time somebody claims to be joking, one knows that part (if not all) of what they say is actually true.
Every time somebody claims to be joking, one knows that part (if not all) of what they say is actually true.
(the Absolute Theorem of J/K in practice)
Person 1: Hey, man. what are you doing?
Person 2: Talking crap about you to other people and being the most hypocritical friend in the world. j/k. Not much.
Person 1: Hey, man. what are you doing?
Person 2: Talking crap about you to other people and being the most hypocritical friend in the world. j/k. Not much.
Absolute Theorem of J/K by reinix March 20, 2009