drop it off the nearest cliff

Said when you want someone to drop a conversation subject once and for all.

Boy: should Hillary Clinton be arrested for uranium one?

mother : I don't know what uranium one is and drop it off the nearest cliff with your Hillary Clinton obsession. It's not your business to arrest anyone.

by Sexydimma October 24, 2017

Drop a friend off at the pool

Code phrase for having to take a dump

Being a painfully shy person, I stood up from the table and just told everyone I had to go drop a friend off at the pool.

by Extremejutsu August 15, 2022

Drop the kids off at the pool.

Taking a crap.

Do they have a toilet here? I gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

by The Other Zone July 13, 2017

Drop the kids off at the pool

Ejaculating semen (kids) into a toilet or the drain of your shower.

What are you going to do now?

I'm going to go drop the kids off at the pool.

by BloodBaath November 29, 2021

Dropping the kids off at the cum lake

When you masturbate and then blow your load in a girls bellybutton and it becomes a cum lake

Dude I dropped my kids off in her cum lake
I was dropping the kids off at the cum lake

by XHennessyx May 1, 2023

Dropped the fuck off

When you are enjoying something thoroughly and it stops suddenly for no apparent reason.

I wish I had taken the Spiderman acid instead of that other stuff. It only lasted a few hours before it dropped the fuck off.

by Rawohxela420 September 29, 2018

drop the kids off at the pool

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.

e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"

by anonymous August 21, 2025