defecatious

To feel the urgent need to defecate, a.k.a. "take a dump", "drop a deuce", "pinch a loaf", often occurring after consuming a large meal.

After eating a pepperoni pizza and an entire cheesecake last night, I'm feeling quite defecatious this morning.

by Joe_Badger December 10, 2008

defectment

A software development term referring to an enhancement request that is reported and managed as a software defect.

This defectment must be addressed in the next patch release.

by CrossbowGuru January 6, 2011

Defecation Situation

A sudden and urgent need to drop a monster mud bomb out of your hind quarters.

Our first date was going fantastic, but then out of nowhere that burrito I ate reared its ugly head and I had a defecation situation on my hands.

by MaulerMMA October 10, 2013

defecrastinating

Procrastinating while defecating, usually done while at work to avoid doing work.

Guy 1: "Sup bro, where have you been?"
Guy 2: "I was doing some serious defecrastinating. I surfed for the web for AT LEAST 40 minutes while I was on the john."

by runDMCD November 7, 2013

Defenceless

It is an amazing song made bt the one ame only Louis "the Tommo" Tomlinson

Someone: hey how ye doin

Me: good. Now go away and stream defenceless

by This is my real name fuck you February 25, 2021

Your descendants rape defendants

The latest insult in the your mom gay series, if used against you, will instantly destroy you and your family and curses your children and descendants. Used to counter the latest

John: your mom gay
Tim: your dad lesbian
John: your granny tranny
Tim: your grandpap a trap
John: your sister a mister
Tim: your brother a mother
John: your niece obese
Tim: your nephew undress you
John: your family tree LGBT
Tim: your ancestors were investors
John: your descendants rape defendants
Tim: *dies in the most painful and slow way possible along with his extended family and their bodies are erased from existence*

by JDGDW May 25, 2018

Shit of defeat

When you are defeated by a task, so you go and take a shit before giving it another go.

"Where's jack?"
"He's been trying to pass level 5 of candy crush for the last hour, but keeps losing, so he has gone to take a Shit of Defeat."

by Chuchundra November 16, 2018