dad

A mysterious creature that is a master at hiding. Nobody knows much about the famed dad due to their skittishness and reluctance to cooperate with humans. In rare sightings, we observe them consuming what appears to be alcohol and drugs consumed used by humans. For decades, scientists have dedicated their life's work to studying these complex findings trying to draw any sort of conclusion they can about the elusive being known simply as "dad".

"Have you ever seen a dad before?"
"No, have you?"
"Once, back in '93."

by nophun0 September 1, 2021

Dad

Also known as the guy with the wallet in the family.

"Hey dad, can you buy me some Rice Krispies Treats?"

by moppinggurl June 5, 2018

Dad

Your Mother's Husband

Hey Dad, can I have some food

by f_t_l March 1, 2021

Dad

Someone who will come back with the milk after you become a famous footballer.

Dad: im going to go get some milk

69 years and 420 days later: AIGHT ARE YOU FAMOUS

by Clamingo January 7, 2021

Dad

A mysterious person that everybody seems to hang out with on the weekends, but not you. Sometimes this fictional character might appear in your dreams.

ex. 1
Phil: Dad this game of catch is wonderful
Phil's Dad: I know son, how about after this we go to six flags?
Phil: Wow Dad that's a great idea!
Phil's Dad: Oh i forgot to tell you, you're dreaming!
Phil: Wait what?
Phil: *wakes up* GOD DAMMIT

ex. 2
Tom: JOHN YOUR DAD IS BEHIND YOU!
John: WAIT REALLY?
Tom: haha made you look
John: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU KNOW I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN YEARS!

ex. 3
Jimmy: im gonna play football with my dad after school?
Carl: Whats a dad?

by communism4life March 18, 2019

Dad

The pro at hide-n-seek. Me and mom still haven't found him and it's been 12 years.

Friend: look, it's your dad
Me: really!? where??
Friend: nah, i'm just kiddin
Me: *thinks, wonder when hes coming back from the store

by Panic! At The Grave February 21, 2020

DAD

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Kid: Oh you son of a bitch

by The G.O.A.T~_^_^ February 17, 2021