deer dents

Scratches and dents that appear on a car after driving through a wooded area without concern for wildlife.

While driving through the woods with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other, Jason felt a bump and hoped that his insurance covered deer dents.

by Mike Payne May 16, 2008

Dutch Dental Floss

The act of plucking the hairs from your butt/grundle, and use them as floss to get food out of your teeth.

Jimmy: Yo Craig, you have some food in your teeth.
Craig: It's alright. I'll just use my dutch dental floss to get it out.

by TommyBahama October 14, 2012

Dented

When someone acts retarded or shows no sign of intelligence.

Ethan: "The hottest girl in our year said they might like me, but I told her to fuck herself."
Me: "Are you dented? She's 10/10

Rowen: *Kicks me in the balls*
Me: "YOU ARE A BIT DENTED, FUCK"

by EagleHunt123 February 11, 2017

dental

a rental car that you can fuck up, or not worry about small damage to

"dude i am SO SORRY i ran my shopping cart into your car."
"all good homie, it's a dental."

by McGrapeNutts December 15, 2009

Denham's Dentifrice

From the novel Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury,

Dentifrice is an old word for toothpaste, so when Montag hears Denham's Dentifrice, he is hearing an add for a new toothpaste.

Joe: Hey Rikki! You're teeth are so white! What toothpaste do you use?
Rikki: Thanks, Joe! I use Denham's Dentifrice

by livefree4evermore August 17, 2010

Mother Father Chinese Dentist

Very obscure slang/substitute for swearing in frustration or anger.

Origin:
HBO television series
Mr. Show with Bob and David (1998 season 4, episode 5: It's Perfectly Understandable)
Sketch: Pallies (A Goodfellas parody, edited for television)

David Cross turns to Jay Johnston and yells (with terrible over-dubbed editing):

"Well you's can both grab one of my *books*,
you mother*father* *Chinese dentist*"
before shooting Jay in the head.

According to the Season 4 DVD commentary, years after the show ended, cast member Paul F. Thompkins had overheard someone talking on a cel phone in a bar utter the phrase "Mother Father Chinese Dentist!"
When asked if she was a fan of the show, her reply was "What?"

by FlowersInMidgar April 19, 2007

dentronecropheliac

Dentro-necro-pheliac
One who has sex with dead trees

oh yes the way this oak dies makes me want to go all dentronecropheliac

by JoSULLY May 22, 2007