Covered Wagon

Trying to smuggle anything into/out of somewhere where it should not be or should not go. It is done by positioning a friend in such a way that the view of authority figures is obstructed. Basically, your friend(s) screen anyone who might stop you and ask you what you are doing.

Scenario: Getting a BB Gun across the crazy neighbors lawn to get to your buddies house to shoot squirrels out of his window.

Friend: "Dude she's in the window watching us, she definitely sees us with this bb gun"
You: "Nah, yo covered wagon style, she won't see shit."
Friend: "Yep, ah, werd up."

by Pound One Out Real Quick January 16, 2009

Coverted

Anyone so far in the dark they can rationalize extreme covert activities to their self amusement with no regards to whom or to what degree it affects the target.

Those coverted bastards think the whole worlds gone Covid.

by BlindInsight January 10, 2021

Chocolate Covered Strawberry

What a redhead becomes when you jizz on her face.

"Dude totally had my chocolate covered strawberry on her knees last night. It was awesome"

"Nice man."

*High Five*

by M.A.C.R.O. March 21, 2010

Chocolate Covered Cunt Cake

The act of deficating on a women's genitalia and then consuming said feces

Man her chocolate covered cunt cake really gets me hard

by Paparoachbro April 17, 2021

chocolate covered pretzel

When a man is finished having anal sex with his partner, and the partner then proceeds to perform fellatio, thus having themself a nice chocolate treat.

Afterwards, the partner may even enjoy a salty snack to go with it.

Monica, did you enjoy the chocolate covered pretzel?

by DwarZZ October 5, 2005

Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Credenza

Slang term for hepatitis. The number of handles indicates the placement of the letter in the alphabet, one-handled for hep A, two-handled for hep B and three-handled for hep C. Term can be traced back to 1910s Detroit. Gained popularity within the Roaring Twenties jazz scene, then again among GI's in the second world war. A third surge in popularity during the sex-positive Vietnam years lead to it's controversial usage in Depatie-Freleng's 1972 adaptation of Dr Seuss's literary classic, The Cat in The Hat. A similar, more blunt reference to hepatitis made it's appearance in the Mike Meyers film based on the story 30 years later, likely channeling the animated adaptation.

When the Cat in the Hat was referring to his Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Credenza, he was indeed talking about hepititis C.

by Meatpatty8675309 March 14, 2019

Chocolate Covered Chicken

This is a substance that really fat people order at fast food restaurants or places that serve meals and is exactly what it sounds like. Chicken dipped in chocolate. The individuals that consume Chocolate Covered Chicken or "CCC" for short, are usually obese.

"Hey Sheri, halt the fucking wagon, and get that Chocolate Covered Chicken (CCC) out your mouth"

by bringerofbadnews October 26, 2008