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Colonel Cram

The act in which a male or female makes a fist and shoves it
up there partners ass. Called a colonel cram because you are cramming a fist up someones ass, and often the partner is inclined to scream "COLONEL" when the act is being performed on them
Sam gave me a colonel cram last night, and man I screamed "COLONEL" so loud it was amazing
by Preston dude December 7, 2006
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Colonel Angus

1) Say it really fast
2) now if you know how to say it... it is cunnilingus
3) definition Oral stimulation to the clitoris or any other vaginal area.
"Colonel Angus you make good me feel so good." skit from Saturday Night Live

Charmie says you know what that means right Sam? I'm like uhmmm...Colonels Fried Chicken?
Charmie says you know what fellatio is right Sam? I'm like uhmm...Filet-o-fish?
Charmie laffs. I say to her..I do know what a fluffer is..I just learned it last week from Urbandictionary.com and I wouldn't mind doing that.
by Sammy Vellani March 30, 2003
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Cornelius

Nicknames: Corn; Corny; Gozillla (Due to their often times great height)

Appearance: Usually blonde, with the possibility of having white hair; eyes can change colours but will be mostly either blue, green, hazel or grey; Usually very tall, to the point of being called Godzilla

Habitat: Most Cornelius' will live in an urban environment/large, well-known city. Often times it will be in a distant, European country.

Hobbies: Annoying New Yorkers; Cruises; Being "one of those German guys"

Summary: Although they can be jerks, everybody who is lucky enough to know a Cornelius can never stay mad at one, loving them for many years to come
Emily: Gosh, isn't Cornelius such a jerk?
Meg: Yeah I guess, but I can't stay mad at him
by Iceyb129 February 22, 2011
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Cornelia

She’s a fighter and she brings out the best in people, she’s emo/goth likes to listen to music all the time, if you’re in her life she makes time for you and cherish you and she will fight for you, stays up hours if you’d need her and all tho she seems scared and mean she fun and the nicest person you’ll have in your life and Cornelia will Stan up for you even if the person bigger and stronger then her she will fight back
Person1: Cornelia look someone bullying you’re friend

Cornelia: stands up for her friend and helps her out
by Selina12 September 7, 2019
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coroneliness

when you feel super lonely during the time of COVID-19 because you are actually staying at home and take social distancing seriously
My coroneliness is killing me.
by MariaMuffinMonster March 31, 2020
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Colonel's Christmas

The unwise decision of eating KFC on Christmas Eve, resulting in a explosive aftermath on Christmas Day.
Oh man, I really shouldn't of ate that KFC before Christmas, I really hope Grandma gets me a pair of new pants for Crimbo... as I sense The Colonel has a really BIG present for me.

Have a nice Colonel's Christmas!
by Flealan December 26, 2009
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cornelie

A super cool funny smart girl who is really pretty and fun!
I think Cornelie has it
by Line.. March 2, 2017
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