contact dermatitis

Epidermal abrasions and/or inflammation, caused by contact to cement or asphalt at sub-terminal velocities.

See road rash

Move as quickly as possible... then hit the ground.

Note:
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by schimschone March 11, 2005

constract

When you're a contractor, in IT or other such field, where your current short term contract keeps getting extended, seemingly until the end of time.

Yeah, I'm in a constract with Apple..it's been extended 17 times over the last 3 years.

by schmano and yuoshua March 15, 2017

Constracted

So as to be too preoccupied with other thoughts that it becomes difficult to think straight

I was so constracted by her looks that the best line I could come up with was "Hello"

by levanima October 23, 2010

eye contact

Used to make people do things for you; avoid this if you don't want to help people

Avoid eye contact, and you won't have to help.

by Libertarian94 September 24, 2015

consmaction

1.a contracton which also involves a smacking action

2.a conspiracy to smack

3.a constant smacking action

1.Marc had a consmaction the other day when he smacked himself while his vagina contracted.

2.I'm going to lay a consmaction on your ass

by roti77 March 12, 2009

contact ass

The girl you pick up at a bar only because you're with another girl who is exceptionally hot. Her hotness is effectively your wingman and your proximity to this babe is what helps get you laid by other women. This is similar to a contact high where being near tokers is all you need to get stoned.

Dude #1: I brought this chick home from the bar last night. We totally hooked up.
Dude #2: Were you with that hot friend of yours from college that you used to date?
Dude #1: Totally, and the chick at the bar came over to talk to me. I didn't even open up the set.
Dude #2: Wicked, bro! You straight pulled some contact ass outta that place. We should party with your hot friend more often.

by tetdfromage August 5, 2012

contact parker

A contact parker is a person who parallel-parks by backing up until making contact with the car behind, and then pulling forward a bit.

"Wow, did you see Carrie's rear bumper? ... it's got a lot of dents and marks on it!"

"Yeah, what do you expect, she's a contact parker."

"My front bumper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. Sheesh!"

by hmakav February 5, 2013