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Unfortunate Coincidence

a unfortunate occurrence of two or more events at one time apparently by mere chance

Also known as an Epic Fail.
When a person tries inform someone of the definition of the word "Toodle pip" using Urban Dictionary and doesn't realize that there are two definitions. One being to say goodbye and the other to tell someone they have a cute baby. This is only an Unfortunite Coincidence because both parties just found out she was pregnant and has no plans to keep the baby. "Hmm....what an uncomfortably ironic unfortunate coincidence"
by TeemSmart August 8, 2009
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vote of no confidence

(v.) When the members of a political party vote over whether or not thier leader should step down, usually over thier controversial sidings than laziness or ineffectiveness.
Churchill was almost held to a vote of no confidence until his words proved correct.


I wish Tony b liar would get a vote of no confindence


"New labour will not raise taxes"-Little Tony in 1997

Seven years and 200 stealth taxes later....
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004
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Confidence

Something a person has if they don't text with autocorrect.
Person 1: Hey, wanna go clubbing 2nite?
Person 2: Hell y3ah$. I have np pkans so i'n ftee!
Person 1: Uuum, I think you have TOO much confidence
Person 2: 2HAAAAAY?# youte crsxy!
by A Person That Has A Gmail March 27, 2015
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Carson City Conference Call

1. noun. when your doing a milf from behind and you 3-way conference call her kids and husband right when you bust a nut and yell "I'm fuckin your mom!!" give her the phone and leave.

also known as the Tallahassee Two Timer
"Yo, i heard James pulled a Carson City Conference Call on that bitch last night"
by mattypants12 March 3, 2008
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Concidence

The fusion of the words convenience and coincidence.
That is, a convenient coincidence.
Well, wasn't that a concidence?
by Tanja-Amalie June 26, 2007
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Press Conference

Spreading the word to a group of people with complete disregard for the subjects privacy.
Mark: "So, now that everyone is here I would like to hold a press conference about what took place last night... Mandy, from accounting, now has herpes... I GAVE THEM TO HER, I will now open the room to questions..."

Denise: "Did you tell her before or after the sex that you had the curse?"

Mark: "After... duh, next?"

James: "Are you attracted to her or just trying to spread herpes?"

Mark: "Ah yes that's a good one, ummm... jeees.... I'm going to have to go with the second one... cause.. she kind of has that weird nose thing going on and.. yeah... "
by TheHanMan April 2, 2009
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Conference Roomed

Conference Roomed
When a small group or bunk is called to the Matoaka conference room by an office staff or importnant counselor for doing something against the rules. Is looked at as getting in trouble, normally people don't leave the conference room very happy (unless its late at night and they just made coffee or bought a soda!). Coined by 14B by gettting in trouble too much.
Yeah and yesterday we got conference roomed for swinging from the rafters naked and being too loud.
by Zoë RH January 11, 2009
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