Thermopylae Processing (Computing)

When a computing process is hung up on one process before it can continue towards the full range; all other processes are waiting for a single process to finish.

Nah, bro. I can't go to the park, and/or play soccer, and/or have myself a bronie party, till I finish cleaning my room. It's a 'Thermopylae processing (Computing)' structure. And those fine ladies dislike the low throughput...

by Old man Biff May 29, 2020

cobeting

This is what happens when you have desires to steal someone's swagbucks while being perceived as cute.

"Laura was cobeting Katie's swagbucks this morning."

by Choateaa February 18, 2010

competitive delegation

when a boss puts two people on the same job, without informing either of them of the situation. in essence, it is a strategy to get the "best result" by sacrificing both employees' trust and motivation.

you know what that dumbass did to us? he pulled a competitive delegation on our asses!

by releasethequackin August 11, 2015

Competitive Vaping

Competitive vaping: When two hardcore vapers or cloud chasers go head to head in the ulitimate round to see who will make a spot on to the vape gods podium.

That competitive vaping competition was LIT.

by Thevapeking May 21, 2016

commeeting

A committee meeting

The president of the society prepared the minutes for the commeeting.

by metawhore January 22, 2020

Complating

Complating -

The conjoining of the words complaining and hating

"My slow friend Alih is alway *complating* about his made up words."

by MigeI December 5, 2021

Competence

Yeah, you see it's not the biggest strongest chimp that rules but the one the maintains relationships and blah blah blah women or something.

Hym "You see how he's just dialing back the competence thing, right? The Alpha male isn't the one who sluts out the most females it's the one that's nice to them or something. Just his subtle way of imposing his values on his fans. Be nice to women whether they sleep with you or not because that's the REAL competence. His whole thing is conflationary. He's conflating 'Competence' with 'association' because he knows success has more to do with association than competence. That's what he does. He says things that are untrue. And then just dials them back. It's a subtle way of trying to manipulate his fans into being nice to women and is evidence he doesn't give a shit about 'disaffected young men'. The manipulation is the evidence. Right there. "

by Hym Iam February 12, 2023