Choochter

An unpleasant slang term which is often used by lowland/city Scots to describe those who live in the highlands and isles of Scotland.

The opposite to a choocter is a 'toonser', or 'townser', which means a Scot who lives in a town or city.

"See you choochters, you're aye humpin' sheep, aye?"
"Shut it ya toonser cunt."

by kiltmaster September 9, 2009

Coochie

1) A vagina
2) A term of endearment

1) My coochie hurts.
2) Aw! Hey Cooch!

by Emma February 14, 2003

coochie goblin

a man of some sort that is a fucking beast and that has the ability to get between the legs of any woman he wants

Damn Nate, I didn't know you got so much pussy, I guess we should start calling you the coochie goblin

by coochiegoblin July 15, 2016

Coochie dad

A man who gives you the most satisfaction sexually.

“That’s my coochie dad”

by flowerchild June 8, 2021

canned coochie

Slang for male sex toys, notably Fleshlight® . Originated from a Spongebob meme.

Wow! I can't believe my favorite sex store has it! Canned coochie!

by BigChodus September 12, 2019

Coochie Coup D'Etat

When a woman suddenly takes complete control of a man and yet still refuses to have intercourse with him.

He is so whipped by his girlfriend but she is having a Coochie coup d'etat and won't give up the poon until his birthday.

by Begforclementimes November 25, 2013

Coochie lace

A wig for your coochie

Man on twitter: I'm selling a coochie lace, serious dms only

by GenitalHerpes69 October 27, 2018