Choking the turtle

Clenching one's butt cheeks to prevent a bowel movement.

I shouldn't have eaten that 7-11 burrito, I've been choking the turtle for the last 15 minutes.

by Johnny Quag September 23, 2014

Choring

An adjective to describe a task which is both boring and a chore.

Writing this example is choring.

by Hobsnob December 27, 2007

Choking

Constantly going up big but ultimately losing it all in the end game after game.

Florida's basketball team has been choking ever since their current coach was hired.

by Waffl3nation February 2, 2020

choking off

Another term for autoerotic asphyxiation (choking oneself while masterbating).

Dude 1: Hey man, what's with the red marks around your neck?
Dude 2: I was choking off last night, dude.
Dude 1: Gross.

by corben dalla$ July 28, 2008

Choking Back a Donk

1. The act of violent, brutal, and sometimes fatal fellatio that arises from a skirt willingly or unwillingly downing an astonishing quantity of cock and semen from one MASSIVE dick in a single sitting.

1. "Brianna Banks sure is choking back a donk, a healthy black donk that is, in this porno! She's gonna drown! Who cares?!"

by D-Mama June 11, 2006

choding

The act where a guy with a chode is masturbating.

He had to use two hands while choding.

by Jason C... February 4, 2003

Choking the Chicken

To snap the neck of a chicken, usually immediately prior to butchering.

"Wilber, fetch me a chicken for dinner."

"Alright, ma! Just hold on, I need to choke me a chicken first!"

"Cluck, cluck, cluck, CLUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"

by General Cluck-Cluck June 13, 2003