ceacar

Ceacar is a thirty something black male, 5'10", 210 pounds, bald, with a long goatee.
He is an early riser, the kind that wake up joyful. He has zero ninja skills and his belt makes a ton of noise in the wee hours of the morning.

He plays an obscene amount of video games...COD & madden being the most common.

He is kind, loving, a good father, a good husband, a great fuck, an awful driver, honest, generous, sexy, and all around awesome.

I'm so glad Ceacar is my husband.

by Christina wifey December 3, 2013

Cesar

Lover of Capri Sun

You’ve drank so many capri suns you’re such a Cesar

by CESAR156 January 28, 2022

Ceaser

A haircut where the barber goes from the center of your head and out in all directions. They come in light and dark.

Barber: What you want son?

Customer: Let me get a dark ceaser.

Barber: Aight, i got you

by P. Dot September 7, 2006

Gaius Julius Caesar

The greatest politician and tactitions of the Roman era, Julius Caesar engaged in a series of wars is Gaul, moder day France occupied by a number of barbarian tribes. He added Gaul to the empire and soon desired more power. He defeated the armies of Pompey, his greatest rival, and marched into the city of Rome. He became sole ruler of the Roman Republic and was advised by the Senate of Rome. He was not, however, the first emperor. The Roman Republic was replaced by the Roman Empire during the reign of Rome's first emperor Augustus Caesar.

Gaius Julius Caesar was one of the greatest military leaders in history.

by X-45B23 July 14, 2006

Caesar

The shredder
A man you can trust
A guy that will go the extra mile to make sure everyone has a good time
A guy that is known for beating that slampiece between the legs with his hard eight.
A guy that knows no boundaries when drinking and acts like a fool
The most crusty of the crustacious
A solid dude that will fuck your mind with his mental cock of intelligence.

Caesar....badass

by Crustacious Nigg January 2, 2011

Cesar Millan

Born in Mexico, Cesar worked on a farm as a boy and wanted to become a dog trainer in America. He illegally immigrated to the US and worked in San Diego in at a small dog grooming shop. He then worked as a limo/vallet service. After everyone saw how good he was with dogs, word of mouth spread and he soon started training dogs/people as he had his own small side business. Jada Pickett Smith was one of his first major clients and offered to help Cesar set up his own business.

Now he is host of the popular "Dog Whisperer" show on National Geographic. He is very good with dogs and constantly tells people to stop treating dogs like humans and be their pack leaders!

Exercise, Disipline, and then Affection - In that order!

Cesar Millan to a typical owner who spoils their pet with effection: "Be the pack leader and give off a assertive dominant energy and your dog will love you. Only give affection if the dog is being calm submissive"

by Doggmaster431 July 17, 2009

Caesar Non Supra Grammaticos

Used as an opprobrium to blatant malapropism, that is blindly defended through self delusion.

It derives from a Roman Emperors speech at the Council of Constance in 1414. The grammarians opposed his incorrect usage of a word.

Teacher: Who here has had a Epiphany?
Student: You mean 'an' epiphany?

Teacher: please, I am the teacher here.
Student: wow, Caesar non supra Grammaticos..

by Lynxed June 19, 2016