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don't mess with him and even if you are his friend he will hit you with a powerful slap...
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Naruto: I Was Beaten By Caelen the giant
Dob:Started at the grocery store now i own the grocery store
Caelen Kills Both
Dob:Started at the grocery store now i own the grocery store
Caelen Kills Both
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Jauquim: September
Steve: Sweet!
Delroy: I dunno lid ask the calender-cock innit
Steve: Hey Jauquim, what month is it?
Jauquim: September
Steve: Sweet!
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