canonical lori

Canonical Lori is just the best if they have it in their Instagram name and act like a mum to you you gotta love it also she’s just awesome

“Hey Canonical Lori your awesome”
“I know”

by maddyjpg May 21, 2021

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splatter canon

When you are finger blasting the hell out of a nice piece of vagina and they squirt all over the place like a water canon

Being defined that splatter canon could put out a fire and save possibly save us from future bush fires.

by Sackapetela January 5, 2017

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A absolute Masterpiece. She is kind, beautiful, and has an amazing personality. She always wants to make you feel better when your not at your best. She is the kind of person you can never take for granted. Enjoy every moment you have with her while it last. I have never meet an as amazing person as her. <3

Tristan Canon: an amazing person

by Shehdbdb November 20, 2021

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Canon Stanley

The dude from the stanley parable who who can't listen for shit and pushes buttons (also extremely ugly)

Teen: I simp for Stanley
Other Teen: which one
Teen: Canon Stanley
Other Teen: stay ten planets away from me dude

by allhailthebroomclosetending June 13, 2023

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Relationship Canon

Things about an IRL relationship that are agreed upon by everyone in the relationship.

C'mon, it's relationship canon that I know more about decorating. Stop second-guessing my decisions

You don't think I'm a better dancer than you? I though that was canon!
No, that's just your head canon.

by UncleAlias July 3, 2021

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