Cajun Octopus

The act of sharting into an appliance

I had to go so bad I had to “Cajun Octopus” the microwave.

by The Bearded Doorman January 24, 2022

Cajun Cunnilingus

When a man or woman eats any variation of a hot pepper then proceeds to perform oral sex on a vagina or anus.

Friend 1: "I heard you gave Carly the Cajun Cunnilingus the other day"
Friend 2: "Yeah, she's gonna be walking funny for at least a week and a half, maybe more if the creams aren't effective"

by Cajun Crusader April 20, 2018

Blazin cajun

When you finger a girl after eating a quantity of boiled cajun food without washing your hands.

Susie was walking weird after the seafood boil because jimmy gave her a blazin Cajun.

by Grand sham January 8, 2021

Cajun Sweet Tart

The act of eating a Popeye's spicy chicken tender out of a prolapsed anus.

"I had to end it with Becky because she kept asking me to give her a Cajun sweet tart

by forkandahalf October 8, 2018

As a Cajun I don’t care about you people

I wouldn’t care if you people died the next day. I really don’t give a crap about you people.

As a Cajun I don’t care about you people. You people constantly prove to me that you are not worth fighting for or saving. I wish all of you would just drop dead like a bunch of wasps sprayed by wasp spray.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 18, 2020

Cajun

Sexiest, cutest, funniest, cheekiest guy alive. Got mad swag.

He's the type of guy you wanna marry but don't get your hopes up, Honey.

"I love Cajun!"

"Does he love you though?"

by London6944 March 22, 2020

Cajun Mousetrap

A colloquial term in the deep south of the United States (Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama and Florida) for an alligators open mouth.

"You had better watch yourself walking through the swamps, you don't want to run into a Cajun mousetrap!"

by Homesick Iguanana January 5, 2023