Bugger Ant

When having anal relations and the penetrating penis is so small it causes more of a stinging sensation, like that of a biting ant, rather than full on penetration satisfaction.

Woman: I had a bugger ant last night.

by Johnny Cumlately August 7, 2006

buggered off

Ran off

First head: He's buggered off.

Third head: So he has he's scampered.

-"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

by Bigalsaidso November 15, 2013

buggerfuck

Not to be confused with bugger and fuck. For use when everything goes hopelessly wrong, i.e. when Celebdaq divis go arse up!

So £1 million pounds worth of shares in Catherine Zeta Jones earned me how much? Really? Buggerfuck!

by Crazy Aleks December 12, 2003

douche baggery

To live ones life as a douche bag. To engage in douchiness. Also known as the Porter-Manis philosophy of life.

Five Vegas bombs later, those two were engaged in some serious douche baggery.

by Bag-o-Douche February 5, 2010

buggerslut

An ex-boyfriend who is immature. He often acts like a creep around you. Sometimes, he'll be bad-mouthin' you if you're the one that broke up with him.

person 1: "Omg John is in my English class this year"
person 2: "Ew! Is that buggerslut still stalking you?!?"

by em and m January 18, 2008

bugger me gently with a dil-do

To be suprised by something or someones actions.

'Well bugger me gently with a dil-do' said Sara after Jim proposed to her on one knee

by Joey February 15, 2005

Douche Baggery

The various antics of a douche bag.

If your friend asks you for phone sex, then asks someone else when you go on vacation and don't get phone service, gets to 3rd base and refuses to kiss you because he is waiting until he is married, then kisses you once, tells you he wants to marry you and turns out to be trying to get with one of your best friends, lies about your kiss, begs you to forgive him- and you DO forgive his douche baggery- only to be told "we are too deeply in love to have a normal relationship".... and days later is going out (which he wouldn't do with you because "dating is meaningless") with a completely new girl... THAT is a douche bag, committing some serious douche baggery.

by wouldnt you like to know...96 January 18, 2009