the society to bring back your mom jokes

a society of people who wish to bring back the classic "your mom" jokes

person 1:so i was up late last night doing homework.
person 2:thats funny because i was up late last night doing your mom!!!

person 7:dude i think i got an std last night.
person 2:who were you doing ... your mom?!
person 8:oooo sick burn!!!

These examples brought to you by the society to bring back your mom jokes

by SchnauzerDouser October 17, 2007

Bringersnips

(brin-jer-snips) A combination between a breadstick and a ginger snap.

Why are you guys eating all my bringersnips!!?

by Scotty Baby October 23, 2006

bring beef to the platter

to talk mad sh** or start an argument or fight. like instead of saying, 'she wanna fight you!' you use, "oh hell naw! she tryna bring beef to the platter!"

Girl1:So yesterday i was talking with Andrew and then i noticed Lacey was giving me a dirty look.

Girl2:OMG girl! Lacey tryna bring beef to the platter!

by melissaaa :D February 20, 2008

bring it to tha bank

1) To perform a task to the full extent possible
2) An expletive of excitement

"Let's go for a beer run, yo."
"For sure--bring it to tha bank my nigga."

by Enrique SLLS June 19, 2008

bringing the Illinoise

said by residents of the state of illinois, whilst in another state. this is one form of badassery which residents of illinois are known for. this is usually done by yelling loudly whilst intoxicated.

while at Mizzou, Lisa from chicago walked in the room and declared she is "Bringing the Illinoise!"

by lclrmmmizs December 14, 2010

Bringing the lemon

Inviting or allowing a loser or otherwise social reject to join your group. It usually occurs when an otherwise cool person allows an uncool person to tag along.

Hey, there's Jake, but why is Sam with him?

Oh, Jake's bringing the lemon again.

by SnowDude5487222 October 14, 2010

bring the troops home

To get laid.

Normally spoken about a recent event, such as last night or this morning. Also denotes a certain level of glory, and should be celebrated by every comrade present.

If this exclamation sparks a political discussion, you've done something wrong. Or you have lame friends.

Jem: Hey Charlie, that girl you were with last night... did you bring the troops home?

Charlie: Mission accomplished, Jem. I fuckin' brought the troops home.

*Charlie and Jem fist bump*

by pantsalone March 11, 2012