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Brandon

An erection. Brought on suddenly and without much provocation. The sudden nature of it's manifestation can be summed up in one word BAM!

Derived from Brandon "BAM" Margera.
Fred: Dude, I just got major Brandon.
Ted: Brandon shows up at the most inconvenient times.
by Undividualist December 9, 2007
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Brandon

Brandon an anti social person and only likes to keep the friends he already knows and not find anyone else he likes to hang out with his friends sometimes.Brandon would sometimes find sometimes find someone he likes but let his insecurities get the best of him and dont take their shot but he loves to be around those he love ,he can be shy at times but its way better to get to know him
Brandon the best
by Hellomynameis......347 August 23, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon has a big dick
by Bruhdon February 28, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is the good kind of simp.
by SimpingFool March 24, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is such a good person and loves to hang with friends, he is super good at football and baseball also. He is super hot🥵, and likes to make people feel the best they can be. He is loyal to his girlfriend and loves hanging out with her. He likes to make new friends and has a good sense of humor.
Person #1- who are you hanging with rn?

Person #2- Brandon

Person #1- omg he is so cute I wish I was with u guys rn!
by Bdog491 October 6, 2019
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Brandon

The single greatest president in U.S. history.

In just the first 2 years of his term, he:

Pulled us out of Afghanistan

Handed out over 1000$ in free money to everybody.

Ended Roe V. Wade

Has not gotten the U.S. in a single war

Ended Covid

BTFO’d liberal colleges by canceling student loans

Reunited America by declaring all haters domestic terrorists
The Pope: Brandon, have you completed your mission?

Brandon: Yes, your holiness, they still think I’m senile. Next, this debt jubilee will crush the Protestant work ethic.
by muzzy101 October 16, 2022
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Brandon

Brandon is the most jealous most big hearted person ever and will put a smile on your face no matter what!!!
Pukí: hey look at Brandon and his girl...
Guloo: I knowww
Brandon: stop looking at my girl~
by Big_beezyy October 8, 2019
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