both hands on my junk

A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.

Don't worry about it.

"Well, sounds like you've got it handled."

"OH, I'M HANDLING IT WITH BOTH HANDS ON MY JUNK!"

by lol_words October 3, 2018

they're both written in English

An insult of bad adaptation of a previous work. Denoting the only similarities between the works being what language they were little were written in. First stated in the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode “Village of the Giants” when shown it was based off HG Wells’s “Food of the Gods”

Batman versus Superman is just like the comics in that they're both written in English

by Mike Whittaked January 4, 2023

Wash both hands

When having a FFM threesome, and the guy give both girls simultaneous hand jobs, and they squirt on both his hands at the same time

Last night was amazing! We had a threesome and I got to wash both hands at the same time!

by LLrubberduckie May 12, 2025

both versions

One of each versions

Being au fait with both versions is beneficial.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

arlo both

Weeb with a giant 3738 foot pp tall hot rejected by a hoe

Arlo both is daddy

by Arloarlo April 23, 2022

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla <Diamantine Mother> Had Sexual Intercourse With Both Cthulhu & Hellstrom

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla <Diamantine Mother> Had Sexual Intercourse With Both Cthulhu & Hellstrom

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla <Diamantine Mother> Had Sexual Intercourse With Both Cthulhu & Hellstrom

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Tell me and will both know

Better and more creative way to say I don’t know

Q: Do you have herpes ?

A: Tell me and will both know.

by Lyle s July 30, 2022