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Birthday Month

When one is in the state known as the birthday month. Any month that your birthday is in, And you party or do hell cool shit for the entire month as much as is physically possible.
Have you seen sam this month, No why. She's been a mess everyweekend for the past three weeks, oh dear It must be her birthday month then, we should join her tonight then.
by >--->-G-<---< November 16, 2011
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Golden Birthday

The ‘Golden Birthday’ is the day where a human being turns the same age as the date to which they were born (Example, turning Twelve on the 12th of October). All humans will experience this day, whether it be when they are one years old or 31 years old; that is to say, except for a select few individuals born on the leap year – sadly, these humans will never experience the Goldenness of such a day and are forced to live out their lives in anguish and despair.
However, not all Golden Birthdays are considered equal. Based on an ancient astro-scientological belief said to stem from a Magic Wizard Book crafted during, and as a result of, the Big Bang itself, each number to which ones Golden Birthday lands upon holds different levels of power. Single digit Golden Birthdays are the least potent of the Golden Birthdays, and are generally harmless to those who do not know how to wield the Power. Other relatively harmless Golden Birthday numbers include 27, 28, 29, 30, 17 and 20. The rest of the Golden Birthday numbers vary in Power (If you would like to learn more, please consult the Magic Wizard Book). It is quite important to note, however, that the two most Powerful Golden Birthdays are 31 and 23. While 31 is stable and at a constantly high Power level, 23 is an ever-shifting entity that at times holds nearly infinite levels of Power. This can be dangerous and has the potential to unknown chaos, depending on if the wielder (birthday boy/girl) is aware and can harness the Power.
One last thing to note: To identify an individual whom is experiencing their Golden Birthday, look deeply in their eyes. It will be possible to see Golden specks floating lazily about the person’s iris. It has also been said that every few millennia there will be an individual whose eyes will be completely and wholly Golden, making it nearly impossible for the average person to gaze upon the individual. A human who portrays this characteristic may, in this Golden hour, hold the fate of our existence in their hands… But only a myth I imagine…
by ZnebT June 10, 2010
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Birthday

The one day a year when your Facebook notifications rocket and your wall gets filled with other people's posts.
Ted Jones
Happy Birthday!
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by SerJ1000 October 26, 2011
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Birthday Blowjob

On a guy's birthday you get a blowjob. Does not have to be performed by your girl/boy friend or wife but they have to pay for it (one way or another).
Happy birthday buddy! Don't forget your birthday blowjob.
by gee-orgy-oh June 11, 2011
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Quarter Birthday

A party that is held for a person exactly three months to the day after someones birthday. Because its one quarter of a year since there Birthday.

He was born on April 5th, so his quarter Birthday will be on July 5th.
Its his Quarter Birthday.
by judge dredd7 October 11, 2012
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Happy Pre-lated Birthday

Wishing someone a happy Birthday before the date of their Birthday because you know you will forget on the day to wish them or will feel bad to wish them after.
Aye Breds, Happy Pre-lated Birthday!!! You KNOW I'm forgetful like dat!
by Kevin D'Andrade October 2, 2007
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Half-birthday

a day approximately six months before or after the real anniversary of a person's birth. Typically celebrated by people who feel they are twice as important as everyone else or people who want to get more presents by coming up with a lame excuse.
Hey, Roshni's half-birthday is tomorrow, she's turning 21 1/2, should be get her something?

No - because it's a made up thing.
by Da Zhong October 11, 2011
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