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ballsacker

-noun 1. One who sacks balls. -adj. 1. A male exhibiting the character traits of one apt to pummel one's own privates as penance for negligence. Similar to a moron.
-noun. Jerry got stuck sacking balls after PhysEd, he's Mr. Kanton's ballsacker till the end of the quarter. -adj.Eli, man that guy, all this time I never took him for a ballsacker, but there you go....whatta ballsacker!
by Jahhn McVonOtterslap January 22, 2008
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Ballsack Soup

when 4 or more men (above the age of 35) spend more than 10 minutes in a jacuzzi or hot tub.
hey are you getting in the hot tub?

are you joking, those guys have been in there for like an hour. its a ballsack soup by now!
by Rsp88 May 20, 2011
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ballsackier

the smell that comes from testacles. ITS NASTY!
MAN are you sweating you are progressively smelling ballsackier
by niggapalease November 15, 2011
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Ballsack Shitty

The act of wiping one's ass too hard, slipping and smearing feces on the grundle and crown jewels.
"I was being rushed out of the bathroom whilst wiping my behind and got a bad case of ballsack shitty."
by LordFargus October 13, 2014
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Ballsack glue

Not unlike duck butter in its nature, ballsack glue is the result of a sweaty dong, sac, grundle, and anus and creates a Velcro-like seal between the ballsack and the inner thigh
This ballsack glue is so strong I ripped out all my pubes just trying to step sideways!
by Butteryrubberducky June 23, 2016
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Ballsack Mattress

A ballsack so large and loose that you could rest any number of body parts on it.
That shorty rode the dick bicycle the her meat flaps took a nap on the Ballsack Mattress.

Rob: I'm so Tired I could sleep on the Ballsack Mattress.
Tom: dude, that's gay
Rob: so what. It's comfortable as hell.
by fredman6654 September 8, 2016
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ballsack piper

n; One who creates traditional Scottish music through the act of placing large pipes into their ballsack and playing them melodically.
I heard Gary's father was once a traditional ballsack piper in the days of olde
by Shadow_86 October 30, 2017
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