Bastardship

1. The quality or condition of a thing or act being a bastard.

2. Bastardness. The policy of being a complete penis to everyone.

John: Did you hear about Jimmy giving Jan a Strawberry Cheesecake the other day?
Jessica: No. What bastardship!

by HarrassaOfHalicarnassa July 4, 2009

Bacardi and Coke

Also known colloquially as a 'Rum and Coke', this is the classic, no-frills, good-old-days drink that remains to this day: a simple mixture of a Bacardi Rum (typically Bacardi Superior) and Coca Cola - nothing else needed. Don't bother with Pepsi; there's not enough 'body' to that soda to make it right. If you're feeling adventurous, a double-shot can replace the single in exchange for a stronger alcoholic taste. And if you live on the edge, use a shot of bacardi 151 instead for the great taste of a Superior-single with the potency of a Superior-double (in fact, most who dare try bacardi 151 will attempt this method over all overs).

No offense to the other definitions, but they couldn't be more incorrect - many a straight man, myself included, order these as their drink of choice; however, the love for such classics isn't restricted by sex, gender, personality, sexual orientation, or anything other than knowing what you want, a desire to enjoy yourself, and actually having good taste.

Bartender: "What'll it be, sir?"
Me: "Just a double-Bacardi and Coke, please."
Bartender: "A classic! You got it."

by Crevaan July 23, 2016

shit bastard

Somebody who is indeed being an asshole, but not necessarily having bastard nature (ie born during wedlock). Also abbreviated to shitbas

"Man, i must have left the car keys way out there in the jungle"

"Oh my god, you shit bastard!"

by the fatboy racer July 27, 2005

black bastards

In Northern Ireland the term black bastards is usually used to describe members of the unionist community, in particular those who serve with the police. It can also refer to staunch loyalists of British rule and people from the unionist community. The name originates from the marching Loyal order called the Royal Black Institution.

The police are filled with rotten black bastards

Those loyalists are a bunch of black bastards

by RobinandBatman January 23, 2011

Bastard

Besides all the usual meanings, it has a meaning in engineering as well. A bastard is a type of coarse-toothed file.

Conversation in the stores.
"Hi, I need a file."
"A half-round bastard?"
"No, a little triangular fucker."

by Croatalin December 20, 2013

daughter of a bastard

An insult stating that the insultee is the resulting female offspring of male who was a bastard child. The opposite of son of a bitch.

Your brother is a son of a bitch and you are the daughter of a bastard.

by E April 7, 2005

Bastardised

A person who becomes a bastard

When a persons dad goes to the shops for a pack of fags and never comes back, they've been bastardised.

Barry was bastardised at an early age when his dad went to the shop for a pack of cigarettes and never returned.

by RKingda July 28, 2015