Awomen

a spin off Amen (what Christians say after a prayer)

If christians think that god hates fags why do they say Amen. I say Awomen!!!!!!!!

by snowing down under August 5, 2012

awake rule

the rule where by which if alot of people are sleeping in one room and you wake up and people are having a conversation you shouldnt be hearing u announce ur awake-ness

sally: and then greg heard everything and told jack, i cant believe him

alison: i cant believe it, what about the awake rule!?

by gerald727272 October 28, 2006

Crude Awakening

Verb: Sexual activity involving feces, similar to the Cleveland Steamer
-Find a victim that has passed out with their shoes on. Be sure to bring plenty of Seran Wrap.

-Form two piles of feces on your victims chest, one over each pectoral area.

-Cross your victims arms over their chest, placing their hands directly over the feces, forming a Bowl.

-Proceed to cover the victim from their waist, and upwards, with Seran Wrap, enveloping their elbows and restraining upper-body movement in general.

-Form a Cone with the Seran Wrap, channeling all airflow from the chest (including fumes emanating from the shit) across the nostrils and directly over the face.

End result will look similar to a cross between a mummy and a dog wearing a cone to stop him from biting himself.

"Homie passed out with his shoes on, yo! I'ma make sure when he gets up tomorrow, he has a Crude Awakening!"

by qyj0L April 12, 2010

smelly awakening

the act of standing over a person and slepping them in the face. as the person wakes up, you force a fart out in his or her face.

the first one to fall asleep tonight is getting a smelly awakening

by wolf January 11, 2005

Anoke

A friggin loud mouthed brown kunjamani who loves math and guys <3

Anokes suchha bowaz ;)

Lay off those kunjamani's anookshook ;)

by IB10nerd May 21, 2011

Awakened

(Adj) and awakened being is one that has willingly discovered and experienced masturbation

When were you awakened?
When I was twelve experimenting in the bathroom.

by Haydarken November 6, 2019

awake-over

Where you get drunk but unfortunately don't fall asleep and have to suffer through the sobering process.

Pat: Dude, I couldn't fall asleep after drinking last night.
John: You had your first awake-over.
Pat:...
Pat:Tool.

by JohnnySpritelkidel November 26, 2009