swoop attack

When the big whig corporate people come into your work place unannounced trying to catch people misbehaving/slacking off.

Yesterday our office received a swoop attack unannounced visit corprate surprise visit by the vice president of the company who was looking to catch people being lazy/ doing what they want instead of working.

by sjkyr4 March 11, 2009

attachment

to bind by emotional ties, as of affection or loyalty

im attached to my mom.

by cristinaav May 29, 2005

heart attack lever

The attachment underneath most common office chairs used to raise or lower the chair's height, or when pulled out, to make whoever will sit in it next look like an idiot. When the lever is in, the occupant can recline to a reasonable distance. When this lever is pulled out however, the unwitting fool will recline way further than thought possible, causing this person to experience the feeling of falling. This may result in, but is not limited to: accelerated heart rate, loud outbursts of curse words, loss of colon control, and (according to a study I just made up) over 1000 heart attacks per year.

Frank: "Holy @$%#!"
*office laughter*
Frank: "Who the hell pulled the heart attack lever out on my chair?!"
*silence*
Alex: "Does something smell like zoo poo?"

by I'mTotallyNotDave October 5, 2010

horn attack

when your horny you get a horn attack, and think about sexual labor.

Bayla: "OMG, why are you humping the pillow?"
Chrissy: "sorry i am having a horn attack!"

by Craylaa December 30, 2011

Cute Attack

What you have when an image enters your brain that is so cute, it actually hurts to continue to look or think about it.

I had to run out of the pet store! I couldn't handle the cute attack!

by Tygerf July 18, 2009

Artache

The kind of pain that can only be expressed through art, or any other creative outlet, like in the form of painting, music, singing, dancing, acting, sculpting, poetry, etc

Picasso’s artache made him create some of his greatest works.

by Detachedsoul April 11, 2021

Scratch Attack

When you get all itchy and you spend 20 minutes scratching yourself cause it feels so good.

Person 1 - I just had a massive scratch attack

Person 2 - I feel fat and sassy

Person 1 - Right...

by Z-bone December 1, 2009