azakea

A misspell of azalea

UHhhhh honey those are nice azaleas

by mysoon June 7, 2004

Wide ass awake

State of heightened alertness immediately preceding anal penetration. Similar states occur in non-intimate instances.

I drank so much that I was about to pass out, but the Redbull® kicked in about 2 and I was wide ass awake.

by bmjacks25 December 2, 2010

Stay awake and bake

The act of staying up and smoking weed or serenity for long periods of time into the night

Me and my friend pulled a stay awake and bake last night we stayed up till 4 am smoking bowl after bowl

by Dj ticka teeee January 20, 2010

Rude Awakening

The act of waking someone up from a deep sleep by pulling your butt cheeks apart, sitting on their nose, and letting go of your cheeks

Alfie was sleeping in this morning so I decided to give him a rude awakening.

by biggie_ September 24, 2005

'Staying awake' sex

Sex, where one or both partners actually remain awake for the entire duration of the sexual act.

We nearly had some great 'staying awake' sex last night. If only I hadn't nodded off after 3 minutes.

by kaiser1 November 6, 2008

awake rule

the rule where by which if alot of people are sleeping in one room and you wake up and people are having a conversation you shouldnt be hearing u announce ur awake-ness

sally: and then greg heard everything and told jack, i cant believe him

alison: i cant believe it, what about the awake rule!?

by gerald727272 October 28, 2006

Crude Awakening

Verb: Sexual activity involving feces, similar to the Cleveland Steamer
-Find a victim that has passed out with their shoes on. Be sure to bring plenty of Seran Wrap.

-Form two piles of feces on your victims chest, one over each pectoral area.

-Cross your victims arms over their chest, placing their hands directly over the feces, forming a Bowl.

-Proceed to cover the victim from their waist, and upwards, with Seran Wrap, enveloping their elbows and restraining upper-body movement in general.

-Form a Cone with the Seran Wrap, channeling all airflow from the chest (including fumes emanating from the shit) across the nostrils and directly over the face.

End result will look similar to a cross between a mummy and a dog wearing a cone to stop him from biting himself.

"Homie passed out with his shoes on, yo! I'ma make sure when he gets up tomorrow, he has a Crude Awakening!"

by qyj0L April 12, 2010