assman

Someone who periodically moons others

Jared has never gone a bus ride without mooning someone: what an assman.

by griff May 14, 2003

Assad

A loser who couldn't get any pussy in this life because the U.S. Marines were taking it all so he blew himself up in hopes of getting some in the afterlife.

Did you hear about that guy Assad? Apparently he's got 72 babes all sucking his spectral dick up in heaven

by YourGirlCallsMeDaddy July 13, 2017

assadue

when your shit hits the water in your toilet and the shit/residue splashes back upon your ass.

while taking a nice dump your poop hits the water and the water proceeds to splash all over your ass. You've been assadued!!!!

by vanity wit a big dick January 17, 2009

assman

to be willing and also to participate in same sex love relations with more than one or more people from the same gender. see: faggot

assman, you are gay.

by dozer December 1, 2002

assman

A man who likes male ass.

Jimmy Dalton

by Dr. Agne January 3, 2004

assman

A guy who is... to say, an asshole. Yet he is not your ordinary asshole. He actually has the potential to be a decent guy. He just throws it all away on sex, drugs, horniness, ect. He also seems so find pleasure in breaking hearts.

Pif is an assman because he jerks off to old ladies.

Alex is an assman because Cheri said so.

by xlosergrrlx June 5, 2003

AssMaster

A Tactical Ops GOD! His skills are unparalleled in all of the gamning realm. AssMaster can frag opponents just by entering a room without even firing his MP5.

FATE-Assmaster Killed FATETreyBomb
FATE-Assmaster Killed FATETaipan
FATE-Assmaster Killed FATEOxygen
FATE-Assmaster Killed FATE-Fucking_Hostile
FATE-Assmaster Killed FATE-Rhino
FATE-Assmaster Killed FATE-SemiPro
FATE-Assmaster Killed FATE-Doc}{oliday
FATE-Assmaster Killed FATE-LordXap
FATE-Assmaster Killed FATE-W0ady
FATE-Assmaster Killed FATE-Frominator

Best Fragger was FATE-AssMaster 1047 Damage

by Assmasta February 24, 2004