Adonis

A horny ass mf that loves to be gay 25/8 but lovable and loves to pimp hoes for a living

Adonis fucks hoes

by Playboii_ certified November 21, 2021

alowishious

def 1 sly, vicious, and controlled
def 2 alloy rims, crest side rims
adverb def(alowishiously): unatural presicion and acuracy with an act, usually a hanous act; murder ect.

the criminal was alowishious in his murders, never leaving a clue on his bloody victims

by Declan Johnston January 27, 2007

Adonis

A guy otherwise known as esteran/esteban. Has the biggest donk you've ever seen.. with both eyes closed. But when they're opened it's only 180 degrees. He has bleached brown hair and a peace sign tattoo on his scrawny arm that is a circle that probably has a diameter of 3 inches and nothing mire because if it was bigger it wouldn't fit in the dimmensions of his arm.

Person: Woah that guy has a big donk and his name is esteban.
Person #2: Yeah he's an Adonis.

by Sky12 October 8, 2012

Adonis

egg

Adonis: *e g g*

by Compleetrandumbnass February 10, 2019

Adonis

Word used for describing someone so fat, you could get diabetes just from looking at them.

- Yo have you seen how much weight Craig has gained over the vacation?
- Yeah, he's such an Adonis

Pls accept this, it's for a joke with a classmate.

by Yeetusmaximusthefourth September 29, 2020

adonis

A guy who gets's mad pu***y on snapchat but is too scared to approach girls in real life.

Hey adonis I'm gonna call you snapchat from now. sup snapchat

by Papiswayy April 4, 2017

Alanis Morton

A beautiful intelligent Scottish woman who could do anything she puts her mind to and anybody would be lucky to be with her.

Alanis Morton I'm happy that i know you.

by Afriendandnotinacreepyway May 28, 2018