smashed

to have sex with someone really hard and in a crazy way

Oh who? That girl? Yeah, I smashed her last week, no big deal.

by Mark Abell December 18, 2004

smashed rat

Slang for the mons pubis and outer labia. Refers to the striking similarity the vagina has to carnage.

i gotta trim this shit before he bites my smashed rat

by meatpop November 11, 2005

Stoshed

Drunk beyond all previous imagination; drunk to a new level in human history.

Pronounced "STOSS - sht"

"Eva, you were fucking STOSHED last night. What'd you do, rob an Absolut truck?"

by HWHNN August 26, 2009

Smashed the Blanket

Intercourse, ie. The "smashing" of both parties blankets (pubes) together.

Person 1: Dude, Did you see how many times Schwendimann smashed the blanket last night?
Person 2: No, how many?
Person 1: None

by Glazier_Status September 28, 2015

Smashed

1.(verb) in passtence to smash

2.(verb) in passtence to smash or sex

1. I just smashed a big
2. I just smashed your mum.

by Kwillitzer June 16, 2017

Swashed buckled at the benders

When you can’t walk or talk because you’ve been on an mdma bender

Brendan, I am swashed buckled at the benders!!

by Swashed buckled at the benders October 17, 2019

Super Smashed Bros

Any variation of a drinking game involving the Super Smash Bros. video game for the N64 game console by Nintendo.

Drinking after a death (or kill for a handicap) is the only almost universal rule.

But there is only one true rule: N64 version only.

For playing this game while using the game's sequels for later game consoles, see "I should have been aborted"

"You guys want to go play Super Smashed Bros. at Jerry's later"

"He only has a Gamecube, that cockmonger should have been aborted if he thinks that's 'Smashed Bros.'"

by omfgireallydontcare June 25, 2016