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John Mayer Complex 

attracting and using people for sex or to push your face into the spotlight, essentially using someone for your own gain

Getting a woman (or man) to have sex with you and then tossing them to the curb when you've had your fill of them. Like John Mayer most recently did with Taylor Swift, Jessica Simpson, and other major A celebs.

most commonly seen in men/women who are "players" or "rolling stones"
The guy who tells a girl she is beautiful and EVERYTHING else she wants to hear in order to bed her, then splitting up with her immediately after or shortly after which is a major asshole personality flaw known as the John Mayer Complex
John Mayer Complex by Dear Fall January 2, 2012
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John Dorian and Cox 

A slang term used to refer to the drink "Jack Daniels and Coke"

-The term references two character's from popular tv show Scrubs; J.D. and Dr. Cox
Gwyn: alrite mate, i think you owe me a few pound from earlier
will: ah you speak the truth. i'm off to the bar to get myself a drink now, want a john dorian and cox as collateral?
Gwyn: sounds fair

Samuel: alright! double john dorian and cox brother
Bartender:..a what?
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John Howard 

Weak and powerless leader of Australia. Often noted for his unusually large eyebrows and marsupial-like speech pattern, he's most commonly seen sniffing Bush's ass and/or kissing it.

Compulsive liar, cheater, fake, weak, ugly, chode and stump. All these are synonyms of John Howard.
John Howard: "I believe, on behalf the Australian people, that I need to make decisions for progess..."

Dude 1: "We just lost our jobs."

Dude 2: "Ghey."
John Howard by Danforth April 18, 2006

john madden 

When you put your balls in a girls mouth and make her say "Brett Farve" and "BOOM! Tough Actin Tanactin".
The other night I gave that ho a sweaty John Madden
john madden by G-Rad January 16, 2008

john surprise 

1. When someone has held in his or her dump for a long time and runs into a bathroom or bathroom stall and poops on the ground or on the toilet lid that is down so that the poop is not in the toilet bowl. (It is either on the closed lid or the ground in front of the toilet.)
1. Jacob left a john surprise in his grandma's bathroom.
john surprise by jpabaloni August 19, 2006

John Doe 

Standard hedes with no known name.
"Yo, what you got?"

"Some beasts and some of that John Doe"

"Word"

John Davidson 

Former host of 80s television hit That's Incredible.

"John Davidson" has come to be synonymous with the word "incredible".
"Did you see Danny Way jump the Great Wall of China?"

"Yeah, that's so John Davidson!"
John Davidson by rustymac September 6, 2005