Googleloop

A Googleloop is a endless trail of crumbs you follow when trying to report a broken link in Google, or some similar simple task complicated by by the placment of seeming endless instructions to solve some other simple problem that has been amassed in a Goliath cyst of links to nowhere.

"I tried to respond to the Google request but got stuck for hours in their Googleloop, then gave. Is there no quality control in their planning."

by citzen-detainee November 2, 2012

Google Time

When you have no idea what something is, so you Google it.

"I don't know shit about this. Google time "

by SoldYerSpy February 28, 2015

Google Diagnostic

Used by "Do It Yourselfer" to find out what's wrong with something. Person that uses Google search engine to check forums and topic specific web sites to find what part they should throw at the problem. Can be used for a check engine light on a car to a washing machine or a PC with the blue screen of death.

My engine light was on so I did a Google diagnostic and all the people on the forums say it needs a putooter valve. I replaced it and my lights still on,wtf

by kirbside October 17, 2015

googlefucked

Totally fucked, beyond any hope of redemption. Fucked to the (mathematical power of Google).
Unsalvageable; beyond hope; untouchable.

My wife told me not to eat the leftovers, I forgot. I am Googlefucked.

by Herbos, a prince November 22, 2015

Google-second

A common noun, describing the action of looking up something on Google (or really any search engine), usually as an attempt to verify, answer, or help someone in one way or another.

I was talking to my friend on IM the other day and we both realized we don't know how the lineup works for ACL festival regarding single day passes. I deduced that contacting organizers would be the best bet but didn't know who they were when she asked me.

I said , "gimme a Google-second and I'll be right back with the answer!"

I will now use gsec instead (sounds cooler /shorter) and unfortunately see myself using this phrase a lot because apparently the Internet is still just YouTube and porn to many

by digitaltrix June 19, 2016

google codes

The Konami Code (Japanese: コナミコマンド, Konami komando, "Konami command") a cheat code that appears in many google domains for video, games, business, browser controls, and imformational sections 1 although the code also appears in some non-google domains.2

any codes entered in your web browser to gain special access to information within/on the google domain

google codes any software code that appears in many google domains for video, games, business, browser controls, and informational sections 1 the code also appears in some non-google domains.2 codes entered in your web browser to gain special access to information within/on the google domain code also appears in some non-google domains.3

by bizgomobile.com November 6, 2016

Google Contribution©

The meaning of Google Contribution©(s) is using rate and reviews as alternative to pay for certain Items such as food, clothes

Instead of buying food, I used Google Contribution© and gave said place a decent review in exchange for food and items.

by TheWon(one) April 26, 2017