Definitions by kirbside

Google Diagnostic 

Used by "Do It Yourselfer" to find out what's wrong with something. Person that uses Google search engine to check forums and topic specific web sites to find what part they should throw at the problem. Can be used for a check engine light on a car to a washing machine or a PC with the blue screen of death.

My engine light was on so I did a Google diagnostic and all the people on the forums say it needs a putooter valve. I replaced it and my lights still on,wtf

Google Diagnostic by kirbside October 17, 2015

jamaican dry dock 

The act of intercourse with breasts but with a 3rd party holding the breasts

When I was t-banging Sally, Brenda gave a help a squeezed Sally's boobs and my Jamaican dry dock blew up.

jamaican dry dock by kirbside August 22, 2014