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Google-second 

A common noun, describing the action of looking up something on Google (or really any search engine), usually as an attempt to verify, answer, or help someone in one way or another.
I was talking to my friend on IM the other day and we both realized we don't know how the lineup works for ACL festival regarding single day passes. I deduced that contacting organizers would be the best bet but didn't know who they were when she asked me.

I said , "gimme a Google-second and I'll be right back with the answer!"

I will now use gsec instead (sounds cooler /shorter) and unfortunately see myself using this phrase a lot because apparently the Internet is still just YouTube and porn to many
Google-second by digitaltrix June 19, 2016
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Google second 

The time Google takes to find 3 million items or articles to make your point.
Vaccines cause autism and cancer, like five people said it.

Did take a Google second to prove that?
Google second by Laverna's profit February 28, 2018

second page of google 

The forbidden zone. Worse that the dark web. Where you find the most sketchy websites.
Guy 1: Where did you find this website?
Guy 2: The second page of google.
Guy 1: It’s probably illegal to be on that website then.
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