golden duck

You get a girl on her knees and start quacking like a duck while you pee all over her.

Thanks to Donkey, Chris, and Freak for coming up with this at Penn State.

Dude #1: Dude did your girlfriend just go swimming?
Dude #2: Nah man, I just gave her the Golden Duck!

golden duck by D0NKEYPUNCH October 15, 2006

Lucky Duck 

It rhymes.

The most basic meaning is someone or something with dumb luck.

My dog's name is Lucky Duck because he's lucky I got him out of the pound and he isn't a duck.

A lucky duck was crossing the road and didn't get hit by a car somehow. Asshole.

Lucky Duck by MeezNBeez December 17, 2014

step on a duck 

An extremely loud that makes your butthole explode and rumble, and when it comes out it sounds like you accidentally stepped on a duck and it screamed. Usually happens when you hold a fart until you can't hold it anymore.

Bruno: *hardly and loudly farts*
Reese: "Yo Bruno, what did ya just step on a duck?!"
Bruno: "Yeah, and it feels like my ass ripped in half."
Reese: "Pull yourself together, dude."

step on a duck by kylekkckckkckc May 3, 2010

Bury the Duck 

1. Sexual intercourse

2. Digging a hole in the ground and putting a duck carcass in and covering it up.

1. While Michael was at work screwing around with his blog, his wife was home burying the duck with the pool boy.

1a. Being newlyweds, Mr. and Mrs. Lipstick like to go home for lunch and bury the duck.

2. Skinbad cursed the rocky ground on the day he had to bury a duck because he had to hit the road to go buy a water heater.

Bury the Duck by skinbad May 30, 2006

donald duck 

donald duck is when you wear a shirt but no pant

its a nice day i might donald duck it

donald duck by gingers can die October 13, 2021

out for a duck 

A cricket batsman being dismissed without scoring any runs.

Even the great Sir Donald Bradman was out for a duck in his final test innings.

out for a duck by JWC2 January 27, 2009

fuck lucky duck 

a very lucky situation either in the past or presently happening.

Yesterday was so fuck lucky duck. There was a test that I totally forgot I had. I guessed on every one and got an A.

fuck lucky duck by TWAJW February 5, 2010