WATER BOARDING

when you slick up his entire front side with lube and then take a running slide at him aiming to ride that dick

"i tried to water board jason last night but i missed and broke my nose on the wall"
"wtf is water boarding?"

by <3<3gee<3<3 October 8, 2019

Water Monster

the act of having intercourse in a pool or lake and when finished drowning the partner for fun

Alex- what did u do last night?

Jack- water monstered this prostitute in wyoming.

Alex- YOUR A SICK MAN!

Christi- ughhh last night was so lame!
Laura- why?
Christi- Jack thought it would be funny to water monster me but he decieded not too after i almost died.
Laura- what a jerk!
Christi- but its ok i seduced him into some sloppy seconds and water monstered that asshole myself

by pinkdinosteez September 4, 2009

make water

melt ice or cool steam thats how.

Go melt an ice cube or go in a sauna then come out again.

by boomstick October 10, 2003

Giddy Water

Having a shit before you go out on the drink that has the consistency of wee wee. This happens because you are giddy.

Man, i wouldnt go in there for 5, i've just put giddy water all over the back of your mams toilet.

by Tommy Tommy Tim Tim June 30, 2009

watering the grass

Drinking heavily and getting stoned at the same time.

We were headed to the Lil Wayne concert, so we were watering the grass before we went in to get into the right frame of mind.

by pkwinsome September 26, 2010

Water Hog

The Water Pig is recognizable by its barrel-shaped torso, enormous mouth and teeth, nearly hairless body, stubby legs and tremendous size. Usually a bitter person who is divorced and living with a skinny ass sick person who likes to screw the wet spot. Despite its stocky shape and short legs, it can easily outrun a normal child or chase and ex-husband/wife down. Water Hogs have been clocked running at 30 km/h (19 mph) causing earth quakes of a magnitude of 6.6. They usually drive old sub-compact cars, vans, or land yauts.

Many that women is huge! You havn't seen nothing. I use to be married to that Water Hog. She's been known to run my truck off the road on foot.

by thurston3rd June 13, 2010

fudge water

very runny poop, after eating dairy products

i had major fudge water after eating all that ice cream!!

by Sweetie Baby Honey February 2, 2008