Definitions by Alexandevo

Spanish furnace

You and your buddies go and eat a shit ton of Spanish food then proceed to fart in eachothers mouths and ignite the flatulance

Jordan gives the best Spanish furnace’s ,dev now has 2nd degree burns on his lips and alex has no eyebrows

Spanish furnace by Alexandevo July 3, 2018

Twat train 

When a group of woman get together and lick or eachother’s genitals in a line forming a train of women resembling a train

Ey Alex, my great aunt Devon told me that twat trains were a huge trend in the 40’s

Twat train by Alexandevo June 29, 2018

Flesh salt shaker 

Flesh salt shaking is the act of ejaculating on your food resembling the common seasoning utensil the salt shaker.

Ran out of salt so I just jerked off on to my fries ,my mom calls it the flesh salt shaker

Flesh salt shaker by Alexandevo June 29, 2018

Filipino water pump 

After eating hot Filipino food , you go and shit it on to your girlfriends stomach while she jerks you off

Hey dev ,Alex gave me a really solid gift for my birthday,he shat on my chest while I jerked him off ,he called it a Filipino water pump

Filipino water pump by Alexandevo March 13, 2018