Bathtub wasted

This is a state of inebriation when you get so drunk that you mistake a bathtub for a bed and fall asleep in a bathtub.

"She was so bathtub wasted she didn't realized she crawled into the bathtub to sleep instead of her bed."

by Mastro Lindo August 25, 2013

whitney wasted

(adj.) Wasted in the form and style relative to a familiar "Whitney." Usually referring to a step up from white girl wasted, in other words a good-quality level of intoxication without the embarrassment.

Man, I got Whitney wasted last night and it was the best night of my life.

by MerriamWebster28 February 1, 2014

business wasted

n.
when one gets drunk for business reasons

"Dude, are you wasted?"
"Yeah man, but it's cool, it's for work. I'm business wasted. See? I'm in my suit and everything."

by tiffany yo April 23, 2014

Wad Waste

A complete waste of a human. Wasted sperm

Dude's a frickin wad waste!

by jimmycrapedcorn November 16, 2014

clunge wafter

to either smell or seek the smell of a vagina

she wafted her clunge, that man is a clunge wafter

by brendabusty December 28, 2014

Crater Wasted

When a person drinks copious amounts of alcohol and ends up getting a hole in their liver as a result. Similar to white girl wasted but more punk rock

Andy: Daniel is in the hospital
Suskerdoo: oh god why?
Andy: He had too much hooch last night and got crater wasted

by Ronald_ShootinJays_VasDeferens January 23, 2015

pop wasted

An intoxicated state that one may experience after consuming ridiculous amounts of popular culture.

Joey: I just watched seven seasons of 'Friends' in one sitting and I'm starting to feel funny. Do you think that's normal?
Phoebe: Oh yeah, you're probably just pop wasted.

by Brosalie February 21, 2015