clock

take something that isn’t rightfully yours

“i ain’t tryna clock your sweatshirt, okay?”

by comebackqueen January 29, 2018

clocketh the house

It means "look at this/that"

I got a new Jeffree Star pallete, clocketh the house, girl!

by Mon IRL February 21, 2018

Clocked

To get caught in a lie; typically used in a group of mates.

Put your phone away before you get clocked by the teacher!

by SkinnyPeanut May 21, 2018

Clock

Circle with numbers and 2 black sticks that move

“I saw a circle with numbers and two sticks that move today” “that’s a clock Karen”

by Potatocheespart June 12, 2018

Clockbaiting

Setting up an arbitrary time, that is nice in some way (i.e. 7:07, 10:00) at which you are going to stop procrastinating,. Then missing it and resetting it again until you give up on everything you had to do.

"I've been clockbaiting myself for half an evening and did absolutely nothing!"
"Then I've thought about delaying everything I had to do until 7:00 PM, but decided not to fall for this clockbaiting once again"

by Yarmoon September 4, 2018

Clock

Big piece of big fat clock hanging on your wall if ur reading this ur a fucking vegetable. Also I fucking hate retards.

Gabi is a fucking vegetable... clock

by Veggieman101 November 14, 2018

Chook eyed

An Australian slang term for someone who is really high since their eyes start to go red and squinty like a chicken. only to be used for those who are reeeeeeeeeelly high

"hey wheres tom"

"man hes on the couch, hes fucking chook eyed"

"oh fuck how much did he have"

"easily 13 cones just to himself"

"mans gonna be on journey"

by SomeDumbFuck December 31, 2018