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Paranoid Self Fulfillment 

The act of being so convinced that your worst fear is going to come true that you force it to become true, whether intentionally or unintentionally.

Common Examples:

*people who are so afraid they are going to be dumped, they dump their boyfriend/girlfriend/ spouse as a precautionary measure.
*companies who are in financial trouble who's managers run the company into the ground through their lame attempts to prevent the company from failing;
*an employee who underperforms and gets fired;
Suzie: So, Lisa, how is it going with Ted?
Lisa: Oh, I dumped him last week.
Suzie: But it seemed like things were going so well!
Lisa: Na, I felt like he was going to end it with me so I dumped him first.
Suzie: That's like the third guy you have dumped in the past few months!
Lisa: Yeah but nobody wants to be with me, anyway!
Suzie: Sounds to me like you have mastered Paranoid Self Fulfillment!

-See also (offensive rebound)

CEO: Staff, sales are down so we need to determine how to save the company.
Employee 1: Well first off we should reduce our commitment to quality customer service and customer satisfaction.
Employee 2: I also think we should put some serious pressure on our top sales performers to bring us more business, and make it clear to them if they don't we will show them the door.
Employee 3: It would also be good if we skimp on our ingredients and aren't so quality control oriented.
CEO: Great ideas, everyone!
Janitor: These guys are on their way to paranoid self fulfillment!

voter self-suppression 

The failure-to-vote position created by unrelenting exposure to largely unsubstantiated, incorrect election fraud accusations and fever dream, conspiracy theorist lunacy.
I'm a proud 'Merican and I believe that free and fair elections are the foundation of our Republic and the Democratic experiment itself. If our election system is undermined or found corrupt the only logical remedy is voter self-suppression; non-participation as an act of passive defiance will help restore confidence!
(and make victory for non-delusional voters an almost absolute)
voter self-suppression by YAWA January 4, 2021

calm yo'self 

calm down like seriously bro just chill
Becky: LOOK AT MY STOMACH ITS SERIOUSLY SO FAT LIKE I CANT GO OUT IN PUBLIC WEIGHING 100 LBS!!!!
Becky's boyfriend: Calm yo'self you look hot
calm yo'self by SammySam45 July 9, 2015

Break Yo'self (yourself) 

1. A aggressive phrase used by thieves, robbers,

criminals towards civilians as a dual.

warning/command to relieve themselves of.

any/all valuables (commonly money, jewelry)

or else a violent and/or fatal reaction will.

occur. Prevalent during the late 20 century,

appears to have originated from P.O.C. urban.

communities i.e "ghettos" of Los Angeles,

Southern California (South Central, West, Mid.

City, East, Long Beach, Compton, Watts) Term.

could have influences from 2 American pop.

culture references; (a. of the mid to lower.

class civilians' source of wealth represented.

by a "piggy bank" vs town/city/state/federal

bank. In cases of emergency, one accesses all.

savings or "breaks the bank"

(b. Movie/TV/Print media of bank robbers.

breaking into vaults either thru direct means.

by teller or thru demolition.

2. A popular late 20th century phrase prevalent.

within the African American/Latin-Chicano.

communities ( primarily L.A., Cali.), further.

gaining notoriety throughout the U.S. by way.

of hip hop/(gangsta)rap and cinema. Similarly.

viewed as an dual warning/command of.

submission to an enemy/rival.
1. "Shut up!!! Break Yo'self (yourself) !!! Give me all yo' money, jewels, and that watch too before I just a cap in yo' ass! Hurray up!!!"

2. "Hey what you say n***a?!? F*** you n***a!! Betta break yo'self ! Take yo' silly, whack ass back to yo' side of da hood fo' you get smoked m***af***a!!! Westside fool!"

preemptive self-defense

-preemptive means "to strike first"

-self-defense means "to olny stike once struck upon"
preemptive self-defense used by american spokesman in reference to "iraq war"

note to self 

Spoken or demonstrative reminder to alter behavior or conduct a future task, often intended to be humorous or self-deprecating.
Note to self; think twice before walking backwards.
note to self by kinsmed July 10, 2004